This one was nominated for an Emmy. Not kidding!

Hello, Mr. X.

It's been a while. Here are some things I've made.

I love this guy.

As seen on the CBS Evening News with Steve Hartman. Also not kidding! Life is crazy.

Just a fun, silly little one.

Also

I have long hair and a mustache now.

I think you knew that.

Paul's Buttered Noodles

Ingredients

1 (16 ounce) package bowtie pasta

6 tablespoons butter, cut into pieces

Ground black pepper to taste

Best served cold in a tupperware container.

Instructions

Fill a large pot with lightly salted water and bring to a rolling boil. Stir in pasta, bring back to a boil, and cook over medium heat until tender yet firm to the bite, 8 to 10 minutes. Mix butter, salt, and pepper into pasta until evenly combined.

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